vineri, 6 februarie 2009

Internal note...(interzis minorilor, exceptie doar cei pe care ii lasa parintii sa stea dupa 12)


Cred ca toti am observat ca in Romania se injura mult. Sau nu neaparat in Romania.... Peste tot se injura mult: la servici , la scoala , chiar si acasa ( de unde credeti ca stiu aia micii cuvinte urate?), mergi pe strada , esti in autobuz sau cumperi paine....acelasi efect. Auzi aceleasi chestii.Si totusi de ce injura oamenii? Oricate persoane am intreba toate iti vor da raspunsuri diferite. Pentru acest blog voi face un regulament de ordine interioara si il voi scrie intr-o limba de circulatie internationala pentru a-l intelege toata lumea. My blog.... my rules si nu ar fi rau sa fie aplicat in toate institutiile publice ;) :

1.Words like "futui", "in pula mea", "pula" and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatize the effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.You will not say "si-a bagat pula" when someone makes a mistake, or "s-a cacat pe el" if you see someone being reprehended, or "baga-mi-as", when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verbs "a se caca" and "a se fute" are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in my blog.

3. Unusual or creative ideas offered by someone are not to be referred to as "porcarii".

4.Do not say "futu-ti mata" if somebody is persistent; do not add "pula" mea, if a person is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "am pus-o" nor "m-am futut" when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

5.When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "du-te-n pula mea" nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "ce pula mea vrei"?

6.Under no circumstances should you ever call elder persons "babaci împutiti".

7.The sexual behavior of my visitors or other persons is not to be discussed in terms such as "pizda buna" or "homalau".

8.After reading this note, please do not say "cac in textul asta".

9.Last but not least.... I'm the only one who can break these rules.